-Our queue is almost always at 300 posts, so it may take a while for your submission to get posted. Don’t get anxious if it’s been a few weeks…it’ll be up there eventually, usually within two months. We know it’s annoying and we’re sorry, but there’s not really anything we can do about it short of spamming your dashboards with a zillion posts a day. 

-If you’ve submitted and your picture hasn’t been posted yet, please don’t submit another. Just message us and we’ll tell you what’s up; mostly likely, it’s still in the queue. If we say it got lost or something, then you can go ahead and re-submit.

-This is not a fetish blog, so please don’t submit pictures from porn. Our goal is to celebrate our freedom to be hairy, not to provide jerk-off material.

-Likewise, if the picture you submit is obviously meant to showcase your nudity more than your hairy pits, we won’t publish it. There are plenty of venues on the internet for you to post nudes of yourself; this is not one of them. We get enough creepy submissions from porn blogs as it is.

-Please don’t submit pictures of other people without their explicit consent, unless it’s from a magazine or a professional photograph or a picture of a famous person or something. Accordingly, if you see a picture of yourself on here and want us to remove it, just send us a message.

-Please don’t submit multiple pictures of yourself at once. If a few months have passed, it’s probably okay.

-We’re trying to keep this blog as image-based as possible, which means questions/plain text won’t get posted. If someone wants to start a separate HPC discussion Tumblr or something, we’ll gladly promote you.

DISCLAIMER: It’s not our responsibility to tell you if your photo is rejected because it does not meet our guidelines. We use personal discretion when approving posts; this means if one of us uncomfortable with a submission for whatever reason (racism/cultural appropriation, the content of your Tumblr, homophobic language, etc), it’s not going in the queue. Sorry.